no-one ships mathew/mary like carson does

idc what erica says. owls are #weird
Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.
bird, especially owls are top 5 scariest animals on earth
‘read percy jackson’ they said
‘it’s funny and well written’ they said
‘so when are you going to stop crying’ they said
kurekai replied to your post: “It’s funny, I-I can’t breathe.”
what happened?
RUTH EVERSHED HAPPENED
if you put your ear on the inner thigh of a complete stranger on the bus you can actually hear them say “what the fuck are you doing”

“It’s funny, I-I can’t breathe.”